Sunday, May 18, 2008

Can We Please Draw Attention to How Old John McCain is?


I'm not trying to discriminate against Sen. McCain because he's old, at least not in the same way that people would discriminate against Hillary because she's a woman and Obama because he's African American. I can find no discernible reason for which being a woman or being African American would negatively effect either of their abilities to be competent presidents, but there are reasons why an elderly person would be less capable: generally, elderly people have less stamina and an increased risk for fatal diseases and death, which would put more importance in the vice president, and would make McCain's running mate choice essential. In addition, McCain's age could make him less able to connect with the younger voters, and, if he were to be elected, he would have a particularly challenging time connecting with them because they are the ones that probably voted Obama, and the young people probably wouldn't be too thrilled with McCain.

John McCain is 71 years old, and if he were to be elected, he would be older than Ronald Reagan was when he took office. While some people see Reagan as one of the most successful presidents of our time, it is important to note that Reagan was fond of naps, evidence of decreased stamina. Also interesting to note is the fact that John McCain is older than both of Barack Obama's parents. Although both people are deceased, both were born after 1936, which was when McCain was born.

Also, am I the only one who finds it weird that his first child was born in 1960 and his last child was born in 1991? Her father is older than my grandmother.

Some other things that John McCain is older than are: bar codes, saran wrap, frisbees, napalm, and Disney's Pinocchio.

4 comments:

  1. I agree with the poster. Although John McCain is quite the vivacious stallion, and could probably best me on the dance floor any day of the week you have to know your limits and I would not be entirely comfortable with a man old enough to be my grandfather taking the position as leader of the free world. I cannot lie though, I am a bit hypocritical due to my own internal desire to see Betty White run for office, but we'll save that for another post.

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  2. Amanda, I found this incredible entertaining. I loved it- we actually had an argument in P.I.G about his age and whether this was a something that would affect his capaign. I was one of the few who did agree with what your saying here and im glad to see im not the only one!

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  3. Look -- being old isn't bad. But McCain was around when Moses came down from the mountain. Trouble is with old people -- they get cranky and angry at the least little things. If he can't find his teeth in the morning - he's nuking somebody. He'll have to be in bed before 7:00 -- "Right after Wheel of Fortune." The Governer's Ball will be an early bird special.

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